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<center><font style="background-image: url(http://i41.tinypic.com/2n8ociu.gif); font-size:60px;"><font face="Impact">~ THE REALITY TV MEME ~</font></font> <img src="http://i49.tinypic.com/nprsy0.gif"> <table width="200"><tr><td> ☒ RNG-optional ☒ Post with character ☒ Comment to others ☒ ??? ☒ <i>PROFIT</i> </center></td></tr></table> <cut text="REALITY IS OVERRATED"><table width="600"> <tr><td><font face="impact"><big>I. A BUNCH OF PEOPLE STUCK IN A HOUSE SOMEWHERE</font></big> 1. <b>The Real World</b>: You're all crammed in a big house and the cameras are rolling. Hilarity ensues! 2. <b>Big Brother</b>: You're all crammed in a big house and the cameras are rolling. And everyone is competing for a big cash prize, no holds barred. Hilarity ensues! 3. <b>The Insert Family Name Here Show</b>: You're all crammed in a big house and the cameras are rolling. And everyone in the house just happens to be related, be it by blood or marriage or adoption. Familiarity ensues! 4. <b>Temptation Island:</b> You're all crammed in a big house with your spouse/partner/etc. and the cameras are rolling. And there just happen to also be sexy single people trying to get you to cheat on your better half. Infidelity ensues? 5. <b>The Insert-Era-Here House</b>: You're all crammed in a big house and the cameras are rolling. However, this house is special because it forces everyone in it to live in the past - literally. Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey...ness ensues! <font face="impact"><big>II. WE'RE TOTALLY IN IT TO WIN IT</font></big> 6. <b>America's Next Top _____</b>: You have talent! You have willpower! You have skills! And you have a shot at that super-duper dream job/contract offered by a famous celebrity! There're just two problems: the cutthroat competition and that <i>one judge</i> whose goal in life is to tell you that you suck. <i>Lovely</i>! 7. <b>The Amazing Race</b>: Travel the world! See the sights! Indulge in the culture! Be the awkward tourist you were meant to be! And if you're lucky and your plane doesn't leave without you, you might beat everyone else and win lots of money for it! 8. <b>The Bachelor(ette)</b>: The most eligible single person ever is up for grabs, and the winner can usually expect to get a prize in the form of a big fat engagement ring! Unfortunately, everyone else is expecting to win also... 9. <b>Survivor</b>: You're in a remote area of the world, forced to survive on whatever you win in the mini-games, or what you can kill or salvage. You have to outwit and outlast your fellow castaways if you hope to get your hands on the grand prize... 10. <b>The Hunger Games</b>: Oh <i>no</i>! You <i>literally</i> have to outwit and outlast your opponents - or else you die! And even if the odds <i>are</i> in your favor, the prizes for winning this competition aren't exactly worth all of the trouble you went through... <font face="impact"><big>III. WHAT A TWIST!</font></big> 11. <b>Secret Millionaire</b>: You're the new poor guy in the neighborhood, and you've seen all the wonderful things the poor, struggling people are doing to improve their lives. These people could use some money, and little do they know you're not as poor as you pretended to be! 12. <b>Undercover Boss</b>: You're the company's newest grunt, and <i>man</i> you are shocked by the conditions of the workplace! The workers are underpaid, the conditions are atrocious and the tyrannical manager thinks he's the boss. Its time you give that jerk an reality check... 13. <b>Joe Millionaire</b>: At long last, the dating competition is over, and the winner has landed the catch of the century. There's just one problem: there's something less-than-stellar about you that has been deliberately kept quiet. Its time to come clean with the bad news... 14. <b>Japanese Game Show</b>: Its a game where the winner is promised a lot of money if they win. Little did you realize what you were getting into: this game is an <i>impossible</i> obstacle course that is <i>designed</i> to make everyone lose. But maybe you'll be the exception, right? 15. <b>Cameras? What Cameras?</b>: Ok, something very, very strange is going on. People are acting up in public, harassing other people, or generally acting <i>really</i> stupid. Someone should stop them, or maybe you should just stand there awkwardly--wait, are those <i>cameras</i>? 16. <b>Wild Card</b>: Anything and everything not mentioned on this list, or mix and match. </tr> </table>